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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:01

So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Nuts and Butts
How can I get thousands of likes on TikTok?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
'Strawberry Moon' 2025: June's full moon is about to break an annual record - Live Science
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Kris Jenner 'got daughters invited' to Bezos wedding to meet 'rich significant others' - Irish Star
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Infrared contact lens enables humans to see in dark - DW
No way
No go.
share office space ...
If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Seven Cool Video Games I Saw During (Well, After) Summer Game Fest - aftermath.site
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Rikishi calls for WWE writers to be fired for botching Jey Uso’s world title run - Cageside Seats
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
What is something you have to share?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to