What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Who are the most underrated and under-appreciated Hollywood actors/actresses?

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

How can I get thousands of likes on TikTok?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Infrared contact lens enables humans to see in dark - DW

No way

No go.

share office space ...

If women aren't shallow, why do most tall, good-looking men have girlfriends?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Seven Cool Video Games I Saw During (Well, After) Summer Game Fest - aftermath.site

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

What is something you have to share?

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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